Clara Oswald in series eight episode two, “Into The Dalek

watsonsdick:

AU - Parentlock

Dad Jokes #3

- Octavian said you killed a man.
- Yes. I did.
- A good man.
- A very good man. The best man I’ve ever known.

REALEST zodiac sign stuff

Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites

odalek:

i love series seven clara but series eight clara is a++

lunaobliviate7:

I realised ike half way through omg 9th/10th DOCTOR ERA STYLE DALEKS ARE BACK NONE OF THIS MULTICOLOUR NEW GENERATION CRAP

itabsolutelyneedssaying:

Please let this be a normal trip into a dalek!

With the Doctor? No way!