The door. It says, keep out
No it says, “go away humans”

kingshezza:

this is his face right before he says “john there is something I should say” fucking kill my entire ass

chekovvv:

bottomjared:

Hey! So, Coming Out Day is coming up soon (Oct. 11) and I just want to post a very stern reminder to NOT out anyone without their explicit permission.

Do NOT out anyone.

Got it?

Okay.

do not “come out” as straight or anything as a joke

do not “come out” as gay/bi/trans/etc as a joke

do not treat this day like a joke and don’t out anyone 

dingoinnuendo:

people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch the fuck out

liamstewrt:

I’ll see you when I see you

ughpininglock:

ughbenedict:

onthelosingside:

whybenedict:

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

sakibatch:

charlesmagnussen:

what if one night they were having a huge fight and John accidentally shouted at Sherlock “I wish you were still dead!”

im

FUCK YOU

how dare u

and sherlock shouts back “ME TOO”

what in god’s name is this

PLEASE DON’T

(x)

The best kiss is the one that has been exchanged a thousand times between the eyes before it reaches the lips.

kaynanarie:

buckybernes:

amortizing:

me: “sleeps for 5 hours” tired
me: “sleeps for 17 hours” tired
me: “sleeps for a month” tired
me: “sleeps for a year” still tired

me: “sleeps for 70 years” I am Captain America

I’d probably still be tired then